What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.