What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps