What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What do mysoginy and racism have in common?

Black women.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.