What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears