Chris Brown Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!