What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it