What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!