What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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Pants.

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Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

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ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.