What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!