How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Coyote Jokes More Coyote Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."