How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do you call a canadian enchilada?

A centimeter-alada

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Which number confuses people?

82