What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.