Kevin still doesn't know.
Paperback
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
A living Ben and Gwen.
He was running a trap house.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg
Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.
Because SPY DA MAN!
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
Chapped lips
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Because he had already Reddit.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
Rock and Heavy Metal
Because it was marble cake!
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.