What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How do you fix a broken chimp?

A: With a monkeywrench.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.