What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

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What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda