1%
He took a ship.
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
0, 1, e, pi.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
It was an udder catastrophe.
warm
The MOMbo.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Threepio, hand me those binders, willya