What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.