What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.