Linoleum blownapart.
Paperback
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Tosses them off.
Pacific rim
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Having to toss everyone's salad
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Olive Oil.
Aloha Ackbar!
Aloha Akbar.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
getting the wheelchair in the oven.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
The difference is what people you hate
The human one.
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A baseball is thrown to the air.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
Please step out of the vehicle sir."
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !