What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.