What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya