What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back