What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.