What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.