What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.