When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.