Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!