Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Paperback
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
Because he was too close to The Edge.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
So it would push back.
Router Limits!
Legendary
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
It takes the edge off it
Ceramic
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Ebowla.
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
OH SNaP!
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
He got kilt.
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
He can't drive 55.
To find out the latest on gum control legislation.
Hey guys, watch this!"