I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
Not Yeti
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
For the watch .
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Neither can keep track of their balls
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
