Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.