Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Lice Jokes More Lice Jokes

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.