The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Paperback
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Full course dinner
A mutt in a rut !
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
An acrobat.
moo-dicinal
You condition it
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
The Igloominati.
Clay Aiken.
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
An unfunny joke
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Gangsta wrappers!
Get off me, homes!
Canadians became *penniless*
Creamation.