Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!