So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Tentickles.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Depreciation.
Depends on the supply and demand curve