Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!