Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Arcane-gel!

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You look elephantastic !

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Testostyrone.

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A Basketball player.

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Stark naked.

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Over-dressed!

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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Pretzalcoatl

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With an astroknot.

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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt