Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating