Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Strawberry Patch Jokes More Strawberry Patch Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!