Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.