A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
An elefanatic, of course.
Shoot him before he hits the ground
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
That's an oxy, moron!
What did the super smart dude say to the moron?
