Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire