Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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What people travel the most?

Romans.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode