Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.