Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half