Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages