Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.