Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.