Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto