Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.