Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.