Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.