Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew